Among the various categories detailed in Citybook I: Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker, the vague grouping of 'Personal Services' offers some of the more interesting establishments. As examples, consider the following three businesses.
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The entry for Professor Fyber's Taxidermy and Museum is credited to Steven S. Crompton, to whom we were introduced in the last post. (The 'museum' section is displayed above.)
The Museum houses a collection of oddities that the Professor has stuffed over the years. This includes a two-headed unicorn [Wouldn't that mean it has two horns?], a bison with wings [i.e., a 'flying buffalo'], a wolf with eight legs, and other freaks of nature. One section also contains several heads which once belonged to famous bandits that were executed in the city (the only exceptions to Fyber's no-humans rule)...Your humble host suspects Fyber's name was inspired by (the abominable) Dr. Phibes of motion picture infamy. Yet, if so, Liz Danforth did not use Vincent Price as the model for Fyber's illustration.
|Art by Liz Danforth|
Professor Fyber. Human. Ht: 6'3". Wt: 210 lbs. Age: 58. Fighting prowess: very good rapier or saber; otherwise average.Of course, Fyber must obtain his specimens somehow. The player characters may be retained to search out these strange creatures. “The hunting expeditions can make a simple scenario for players,” Citybook informs us, “and good mileage can be gotten out of any of the Museum exhibits.” One suggested scenario involves a vast treasure, the secret to which is contained within one of the bandit heads on display. The player characters “must steal the head and find a way to revivify it in order to get the clue.”
Professor Fyber is a dark, aristocratic man with a thin moustache. His dress and voice bespeak a highly cultured man with a sense for the finer things in life. He is a gourmet cook, a lover of good brandy, and very well-read.
...Fyber is a charming fellow and fairly formidable. He is also a taxidermical genius and very popular with the City nobility to whom he provides trophies. He zealously guards his secret formulas for preserving tissue, and is not above slaying an intruder who tries to steal them. His major goal in his work is to preserve the semblance of life in as natural a manner as possible...
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Thelesha Moonscry is a fortune-teller – or “seeress” – whose presence in Citybook is attributed to Larry DiTillio. Given Liz Danforth's penchant for basing the appearance of Citybook personalities upon real-world celebrities, I am inclined to believe that Moonscry's depiction is inspired by Jane Seymour in her role as the fortune-telling Solitaire from Live and Let Die.
|Art by Liz Danforth|
Thelesha Moonscry. Half-elf. Ht: 5'9". Wt: 130 lbs. Age: 29. Fighting ability: poor. Magic ability: average; C5“C5” is Citybook code for communication magic. I would have thought that divination would be part of clairvoyant magic (i.e, “C3”). Regardless, Moonscry practices the following divinatory arts: astrology, oneiromancy, pyromancy, hydroscopy, palmistry, cerescopy [sic], and cartomancy. With regard to cartomancy, the Game Master is encouraged to “use a Tarot deck if you have one, improvising the meaning of the cards to fit the 'prediction' for the character.” Otherwise, “You may use a regular card deck in this fashion: Hearts indicate an emotional situation, Diamonds mean money, Spades mean competition, Clubs indicate magic [and] Face cards represent people.”
Thelesha has very pale skin, and long black hair with silver streaks in it. Her left eye is sea-blue and her right eye is silvery-gray. She is very beautiful and somewhat haunted. Her typical attire is a sky blue robe adorned with a sigil showing silver moons and green oaks.
Thelesha is not particularly cheerful. She knows that she is fated to live without love, and uses her gift in memory of her teachers, an all but extinct sect called the MoonRiders. She sometimes sees her talent as more of a curse than a gift, and may break off a reading if the omens she is scrying become too painful. She rarely leaves her house and garden, and the MoonRider spirits watch over her there.
We are told that “Thelesha is about 90% accurate in all readings.” As such, Game Masters are advised not to let Thelesha “be misused or over-used by the players.” As a deterrent, “High prices should sufficiently limit the use of her powers!” Also, readings need not be precise – “the more esoteric the symbolic answer, the more intriguing it will be to players.”
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Jock and Wilbur Sleaz are twin orcs who were raised by a kindly wizard who taught them how to make tattoos. “(GM: if your system has no Orcs, or an Orc would not reasonably fit in your city, make Jock and Wilbur very ugly humans.)” While Wilbur “quite frequently exhibits more of the standard Orcish traits,” we learn that “Jock is a very gentle soul” who gives money “to a local orphanage in order to give a few orphans the benefit of a better upbringing than he received.” It seems to me that being raised by a kindly wizard who teaches them a trade is not so bad as an upbringing.
Anyway, the brothers employ their skills at a tattoo parlor of which they are the proprietors. In addition to 'regular' tattoos, Jock (but not Wilbur) learned to create 'magical' tattoos (called “mattoos”). By concentrating, the wearer of a mattoo can bring the mattoo into existence.
Once a mattoo comes to life, it will follow any command of the wearer (if it's a creature), or be employed in any manner the user wishes. For each hour it exists, the wearer must “pump” strength into it, on an ever expanding scale. The first hour costs 1 point; the second, 2; the third, 4; the fourth, 8; etc. (doubling each time). Willing a mattoo to life for less than an hour costs 1. The strength used returns at 1 point per full game turn. (GM: adjust to your game system.)The price of a mattoo “starts at around 1000 gold pieces, rising with the complexity of the mattoo desired.” Mattoos which are destroyed are no long usable, leave a scar, and cannot be replaced.
Jock himself has the maximum of five mattoos, created by the kindly wizard. These mattoos are “two small dragons, a full-size flaming sword down his right leg, a waterfall on his chest (which can be used somewhat like a firehose), and a full-size rose on his left arm.”
A special mattoo is described:
Very simply, it is a “duckie”, a cute little representation of a duck. Jock always recommends it because he likes duckies. The duckie is like a normal mattoo – except that it always appears as a full-sized duck with full powers of speech, better than human intelligence, and a poisonous bite! In addition, duckies have the power to deflect spells (set the level according to your game system); if a duckie is within a 5' radius of its wearer, it will partly protect its wearer by absorbing the spell. Neither Jock nor Wilbur are aware of these powers – Jock just likes duckies!